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Ralph's Dirty Surprise 

While receiving oral sex, a male partner stimulates the other partner's uvula resulting in the partner giving oral sex to vomit on the male partner's erect penis. The male partner then inserts his soiled penis into the other partner's rectum using the vomit as anal lubrication.
I gave Sherry 'Ralph's Dirty Surprise' last night.

ralph’s dick 

The dick Size of someone named Ralph is in between 2-5 inches long. The bright side of his cock is that it is pretty thick but it could just be a chode.
Omg dude this guy has a Ralph’s dick it’s so small and thick
ralph’s dick by Bantie April 16, 2020

Ralph's dick 

Ralph's dick is white and looks like a clear bottle of milk and it can shoot around 20 meter up
Ralph's dick might be the best small dick ever
Ralph's dick by Puberazor November 21, 2021

Ralph’s Dick 

Ralphs Dick is 9 inches and black
“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”

shopping at Ralph's 

to vomit or regurgitate, referencing the Southern California grocery chain.
"I really overdid it at that bachelor party yesterday. I spent most of the night shopping at Ralph's."

ralph special 

Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.
Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”

Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”