raider ho 

A woman seen at an Oakland Raiders home football game. Subject is usually well past her prime, but still dresses like she's 22. Often the pants are too tight creating the mushroom effect at the waistline. Her eyebrows are pencilled in and she has large hoop earrings. The boobies are out for the world to see, usually to detract attention from her ugly clown makeup face. She is usually there accompanying her ghetto boyfriend getting wasted before the game next to an Escalade or Chryser 300 on some ugly ass 24s.

Did you see that raider ho in the parking lot? Yeah, she was nasty lookin'.

raider ho by SLO C5 September 28, 2007

Houdini Nordic Raider 

The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.

Then Cum in her face.

-Hi Steve hows your mum?

-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!

-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)

-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!

Houdini Nordic Raider by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink September 7, 2007

rapider than horsepower

to be able to rock, and to do so in an outstandingly brilliant manner.

Dude, no wonder she left, she was SO into rapider than horsepower.

rapider than horsepower by tham nahem September 14, 2003

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

Dick rider in the House of vampires by C. MURDER September 20, 2021

Hog rider 

A very popular card in the game clash royale (and clash of clans). In clash royale a lot of gay men use the 2.6 hog rider cycle. People that use the 2.6 hog rider cycle are most likely sitting the Culver’s parking lot stroking their 1 inch dick shoving dildos up their ass

“ Hey get out of the parking lot you gay shit”

“Yeah I figured you were gay when I saw your hog rider deck”

Hog rider by CR knowledge June 26, 2021

Horseback rider 

a horseback rider is perhaps the greatest athlete, ever. Not only does she have to control a 1000 pound animal with the help of a small piece of metal, but she has to do it while making it look like it is effortless. Not to mention when they start putting things in front of you and you have to jump them.

Horseback riding takes every muscle of the body and is the most intense, dangerous sport. period.

Is she a horseback rider?

Well clearly, i mean look at those muscles!

Horseback rider by LISEEEEYYY September 23, 2012

Horseback rider 

Very dedicated to her sport.Talks to her horse like its a person.Spends night and day at the barn.Can get over any guy with the help of her horse

I which i could date a "horseback rider" beacause they are flexiable

Horseback rider by ctb16 March 23, 2010