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When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.
Sarah: I'm over Jamie breaking up with me...
Jessie: Then why you got raccoon eyes?
by Erica Stratton January 22, 2008
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When you have been partying hard for a few days with no sleep you get dark rings around your eyes, known as raccoon eyes..
"Dayum!! Ive been up all night partying hard, check out my raccoon eyes!!"
by PLaY KiTTY December 11, 2009
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when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.
The sun was bright on the slopes today and I got a serious case of the raccoon eyes
by OV08 March 10, 2010
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After a long night of drinking you will usually get terrible mud butt (aka the beer shits) the next morning, after your first chocolate shotgun of the day you stand up without wiping your ass, approach the nearest passed out person and while holding your butt cheeks apart you firmly press your asshole around that person's eyeball leaving a perfect ring around the person's eye.
I hope that chick doesn't get pink eye, I gave her a nasty ass raccoon eye.
by OKCsavage May 30, 2009
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when a guy puts his balls into the eyes of a woman and slaps her in the eyes with them until she gets 2 black eyes
bro last night i gave her raccoon eyes!
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When a male ejaculates specifically on both closed eyes of a female. Similar to dot her eyes but usually done from the side of her face thus giving the impression of raccoon eyes.
My brother Dave said he finished off by giving his girl raccoon eyes.
by Rich the Bandito November 02, 2006
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