Raccoon Dicked 

When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.

That slut Tiffany, Raccoon Dicked Steve last night!!

Raccoon Dicked by Lahna_ May 21, 2016

Raccoon dick

What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.

Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen

Raccoon dick by Doc Starr November 26, 2020

raccoon dog 

Common English name for NYCTEREUCTES PROCYONOIDES, a small nocturnal omnivorous canine that resembles a raccoon. Originally native to Japan (where it's endangered) but is spreading westward like a fungus. It now may be found raiding the trash bins of Prague.

Hey Bubba! Shoot that there raccoon dog! We kin git fifty bucks for the pelt an' them's good eatin' besides!

raccoon dog by Uncle Spunky March 13, 2005

Racoon'd 

râ-kôôn'd - Any portion of a motor vehicle becoming damaged.
Used esspecially when the incident occurs to, at or on the way from the racetrack. Not necessarily pertaining to contacting a live animal at speed.

"Oh did you see that? His wheel is Racoon'd!"

History - Danno struck a racoon traveling home from a day of Autocrossing. The result was a severly damaged exhaust system.

Racoon'd by Matty_EG June 20, 2007

Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.

Raccoon Dick by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019

Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.

Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!

Raccoon Dick by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021

national raccoon day 

the very first day a girl had 4 raccoons up her ass -charity

national raccoon day is so cool, i can’t wait for 4 raccoons to crawl up my ass.

national raccoon day by bumbumgirl June 27, 2020