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R.O.R. random Obama rant 

When in the midst of a conversation, one participant goes into a random, unprovoked rant about President Obama.
You should have heard my father's R.O.R. random Obama rant last night. During dinner, for no apparent reason, he stood up and shouted, "That President Obama has a fake birth certificate!"

R.O.R. Analysis 

Acronym for Return On Relationship Analysis. An evaluation of give-and-take in a relationship from an analytical perspective. Do you get more than we receive? Or do they take more than we give?
I just ran an R.O.R. Analysis in my head about this Layla I've been dating. And it just doesn't add up? I lick her lady parts like a popsicle on a hot summer day, buy dinner all the time, rub her back, say nice shit to her.

And fuck, I NEVA get my dick sucked, get little gifts, dinners, lunch or even a get taken to a stinkin' movie!

I think I'm gonna have to call it and dump her the R.O.R. says "You're an idiot if you stay with her."

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R.O.R. Analysis by The Fig September 6, 2016
Will prolly grow to 6’10 even though his dad is 5’10. Prolly has 4 side chicks and 1 MILF that his bois don’t know about.

Rory likes eating unwiped ass
Rory Is 8====>
R O R Y will take your girlfriend and your mom and yell at you in his dumb Kaya voice
Will prolly grow to 6’10 even though his dad is 5’10. Prolly has 4 side chicks and 1 MILF that his bois don’t know about.

Rory likes eating unwiped ass
Rory Is 8====>
R O R Y will take your girlfriend and your mom and yell at you in his dumb Kaya voice
Rory probably has 4 side chicks and 1 MILF his friends don’t know about
He will take your girl and yell at you in his Kaya voice
Rory loves soccer

Rory is intelligent
Rory is handsome and likes men
Rory will kiss as for 13 cents
R o r y is really tall

I n h a l e a i r o r d i e

A good mod on r/gachalifecringe offical discord. Also is Carson. But carson bad. Carson hates Obama after simping for him 😤. They used to be in a relationship but broke up 😭😭😭😭
Man did you hear how Carson aka i n h a l e a i r o r d i e and Obama broke up?