PLayers in certain online games (such as SOCOM II for the PS2) who actually are terrible at the game but cheat and "rank up". This operation is performed by getting friends to make "fake" names they will never use and put them on one team, with you with your "good" name on the other. Your then proceed by r^ off of them (ie: getting headshots).
man your such a r^ get the hell off this game if you can'tplay
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'