Qwerk

Qwerk, the god of stories, was birthed at the beginning of everything when our lord, Lord Joel, woke up to the universe and wished for a burek to eat. And once he was created and forgotten by the Lord, he roamed great and far to share his tells of wonder, or rather disgust and horror, to little children and grown adults alike. Many have come to fear his return and others have come to dislike him, but others have come to love his stories and the being himself. Followers of this god are called, His Children.

Qwerk! Why have you brought these tells of horror to us!?

by Monster_Dog January 27, 2016

Qwerked

To be high from THC and caffeine simultaneously.

Person 1: I just finished that joint. Now to finish my coffee.
Person 2: You're gonna be qwerked...

by Vital May 3, 2014

Qwerking

The combination of queefing while you twerk.

Girl 1: My hidden talent is twerking!

Girl 2: Ha, my hidden talent is queefing on command!

Girl 3: You bitches ain't shit I can do both, watch me get my qwerking on!

by Deff Jeff May 1, 2019

qwerk

twerking horribly

You suck at twerking, you suck so bad it's not even twerking it's qwerking.

by CubinSluber December 7, 2015

Qwerk-Worker

Qwerk-Worker A awkward person who is befriended by someone of their gender to boost their status with the opposite gender. They typically play their role unwittingly and are often shamed and publicly-embarrassed.

Jason got a nice girlfriend, because he used Andrew as a Qwerk-Worker.

by YCSD January 11, 2018