QWAF! 

A usually inaproprate word by normal means. often used to communicate over large distances usually the length of a school cafetria or football field to grab ones attention who is compleltey oblivious to the fact that its directed towards them at all~
(usually done in CAPS LOCK tone)

kid1: Dude i completly threw a QWAF! at jeffery yesterday. IDk if he didnt hear me or was dissing me . in front of his girlfriend

kid2:....what a Mook

QWAF! by jacobaroo August 9, 2009

Qwaf Waffle 

A person that has annoyed you to a point where you want to name them the worst posible thing. A Qwaf Waffle is the air giving way out of a vag as a girl is sitting down for breakfast.

Dude shut the fuck up you Qwaf Waffle!

Qwaf Waffle by Alvahito March 12, 2011

Quif Qwaf 

The double sounded effect that a pussy makes after a long round of doggie style
sex.

Man, last night my girl ripped a double
Quif Qwaf when I made her change positons.
"What a mood killer"

Quif Qwaf by Street Whiz April 5, 2009

qwafting 

The act of wafting a girl's qweef towards your nose, causing the girl to feel more embarrassed, showing why men are the dominate gender.

While qwafting my girlfriend's vagina fart got me kicked out of the bedroom for the night, I had accomplished my bro moment of the day.

qwafting by Sir_Master_Bates August 1, 2012

Qwafugu 

Qwafugu is everywhere. Many people think he is non-existent. Qwafugu is originated from the deepest roots of Jamaica. He is the leader of all bongs. He lives by the motto, fuck bitches and smoke weed. #SWADL (Smoke Weed All Day Long) The only person/thing that can stop the flow. The flow is the flow. Only true Rastafarians know the flow and its Inhabitants. This prophecy has been foretold for many, many ages. So welcome, Qwafugu, the leader of all bongs, Into your life. Life the Jamaican life of worshiping, the one and only, Qwafugu. Let the spirit of Qwafugu flow through you body. Take a nice puff from your bong. Release yourself and let the flow take you away.

You cannot stop the flow. Only one thing can stop the flow. And that is Qwafugu, the leader of all bongs.

Dude, only Qwafugu can stop the flow, you try-hard.

Who do you worship? Bro, it's all about Qwafugu.

Qwafugu told me to take a hit of that shit.

Qwafugu by Abused Taco August 26, 2012

Qwaffle 

The brightness of your socks. The brighter your socks are the more qwaffle you are. If the your socks are fuzzy, this adds to your qwaffleness.

WOW, you are quite qwaffleious today!

Qwaffle by i<3glee March 14, 2011

Qwaffle 

A waffle made of cake batter in a belgian waffle iron.

The qwaffle can be made of any flavor cake batter (i.e. devil's food, white, funfetti, etc.) and covered with frosting.

Qwaffle by Northern Michigan Univ Student June 16, 2011