quumf

v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.

Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.

by David Gustafson August 27, 2003

quumf

the art of saddle sniffing

oo aar oi loik to sit outside the pub and quumf

by razor August 29, 2003

snurffing, [quumf]

Snurffing is an act whereby the person doing the snurffing finds a lady's bicycle and sniffs the seat.

"Henry, what have you been doing today?"
"Why Charles, I was outside the gym, snurffing, quumf"

by sionyn April 22, 2006

quumf

The art of sniffing ladies' bicycle seats. Well-documented in Viz Magazine. See also, snudge.

Quumfer: Oo-er, I was, er, quumfing your seat missus...
Quumfee: Get out of my house.

by rasta badmon March 6, 2021