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Quincy, Illinois 

A city near the Mississippi River that is hands-down the worst place on earth.

Everyone here is either:
A)old, sick, or both
B)FSD
C)drunk or on drugs
or
D)dying to get out

Quincy is horrible. If you don't make it out by 25, you're stuck here forever. It is a cultural abyss. Trends make it here about 3 years after they've been popular everywhere else. Everyone mispronounces everything. Everyone goes deerhunting. The men have no limits to their stupidity and the girls are either super Christians or total whores.

Don't ever come here.
Please.
Quincy, Illinois is a great place to be from, but a horrible place to live.
Quincy, Illinois by Miss Olive February 26, 2009

Quincy, Illinois 

The place where dreams come to die.
A cultural wasteland with no redeeming qualities.
The 'city' is pretty much ruled by crotchety old people who are easily annoyed. People are devoid of any form of entertainment besides movies, church, and eating themselves to death at the many resturaunts and bars, (They out number ALL other businesses). We have a college that requires religious courses to attend and a community college that just plain sucks....

The WEATHER makes front page news, for christ sake!

Nothing ever happens here.
Except birth, meth, teenage pregnancy, and death.
There are more dead people here than living.
Total living: 40, 100 Buried: 42,000 IN ONE cemetery!
We have at LEAST five.

Agree with definition #1. Worst place to live. Best place to die.
I REALLY hate myself;so I'll commit suicide. Drugs are too pricey, guns are too quick, and slitting my wrists too messy. I know! I'll just move to Quincy, Illinois!
Quincy, Illinois by BHNight_Cook February 10, 2012

Quincy, Illinois 

Officer I was just visiting family in Quincy. Is the beating and prison really called for because of a failure to signal?
Have you seen those b-movies where the hot girls go through the small town and get arrested for trumped up charges and forced to do hot late night kinds of things. That's Quincy, Illinois only to everyone hot or not and no cool sex to speak of unless your consider the reaming you get at court.

Yes could I get the Johnny law special with no lube please.
Quincy, Illinois by jc2013 October 17, 2013

Quincy, Illinois 

A place where dreams can be restored. When you don't like the way it is change it. Give your best.

Many people here are hurting. The drugs and negative lifestyles are a cry for help. Burdens weigh heavy. Men are thought to treat women like crap because of the example they have in their lives. Women accept harm and destruction in their lives because they see their mothers accept it. Quincy isn't a horrible place to live we just need change and God to change our hearts on how we view Quincy. We can make a choice, either sit and watch it fall apart or get out and make a change.

God is only limited by your faith and belief. He can make the change.
Quincy, Illinois where change is possible
Quincy, Illinois by changemycity January 15, 2014

Quincy, Illinois 

Kansas City, Kansas meets Paola, Kansas.
Q: Have you ever been to Quincy, Illinois? A: Yes. I saw a burned out stolen car down by the co-op.... It was like a mixture of KCK and Paola.
Quincy, Illinois by Hcbluefalcon October 28, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026