noun.
An old, creepy man, usually 50+ years, who smells women's bicycle seats in the middle of the summer.
*Snort* Ahhh!

Dude, did that quiff just smell that chick's bicycle seat!?
by ApolloTloc March 18, 2008
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i was fuckin dis ho and she quiff'ed. damn it stank
by Psymonos March 24, 2003
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A release of air from a lady.

Often occurs during doggy style intercourse, or if she is laughing or coughing.

Not to be confused with flatulence, because ladies never do that.
PPFFFFFFT*reverb*T. oh.. Oh.. Yeah!!

Don't mention anything. The quiff never happened.
by fides November 14, 2005
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1)a slang term for the female anatomy; a vagina.
2)Someone who is despised by you.
So I says to Mable, that Simon Cowell is some quiff.
by Turbo of Hali August 24, 2006
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a Vagenital Fart
did she just have a quiff?
by GregV12 September 29, 2008
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pussyslit, tufted pissflaps, female pudenda, woman
she's a DPQM=delectable piece of quiff meat
by butch mcgillicuddy January 25, 2004
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quiff: a slut or cheap prostitute

20's slang
by brenz October 13, 2003
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