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1.
An amateur or scientist who studies the natural phenomena of the quief
Dr. Randy Pucker, noted queftologist and Director of the Institute of Quieftology seeks quieffy quiffers for an upcoming study of the volume and composition of quiefal gasseous emmissions during multi-digital sex and fisting.
by Manny Wholes October 30, 2003
 
2.
One who engages in the study of pussy farting.
Dr.Jon Reff is a quieftologist
by Sean Leggio October 23, 2003