noun, plural queeferies
A 19th century retreat where chaste young women of a certain class were sent to perfect the art of queefing, which was then used primarily to attract male suitors.

It is said my great, great grandmother attended the finest queefery in New England and could attract squirrels rabblts and pigeons with her queefs.

Queefery by Lastgasp1875 October 27, 2020

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queeferella

A hot bitch that queefs a lot of fucking times.

Titi To was a fine as motherfucking queeferella.

queeferella by PenisRedMan June 7, 2005

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Queefer Sutherland

A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.

"That was no ordinary coochie fart Kim, that was a Queefer Sutherland."

Queefer Sutherland by Yes I win! April 25, 2006

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Beef queefer

A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.

Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"

Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."

Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"

Randy: "God dammit..."

Beef queefer by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012

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