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quickfap 

A fap that takes place in 2-3 minutes, usually in between situations that would definitely not be appropriate for fapping.

when you really just need to get a shot off before going to back to work from break, that next class, or in the bathroom while waiting in the 10 year line at traffic court.

a Quickfap.
I got disconnected from my gf when we were on skype doing nasty things, so before her internet came back up i had to quickfap
quickfap by billybob99 April 25, 2012
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Quickfap.com 

An imaginary website created in the mind of Manslag.
Quickfap.com by OblivionProject March 27, 2011

quickfast 

Extremely quickly; with fast speed.
I'm going to make a sandwich quickfast.
quickfast by CoshSA June 4, 2005

Quickfast 

1.In a hurry, the combination of " hold on real quick" and "hold up real fast"

2. used to describe something really quick
"Ey, hold up quickfast!"

"lemme see your phone quickfast"
Quickfast by Anthony Ferrer October 4, 2008

quicknapping 

The act of taking a quick nap.
"Hey I'll be quicknapping. Make sure you wake me up by 1PM for the game!!"
quicknapping by KikyExcel March 1, 2014

quicktap 

When you type a message to someone without the intention of ever sending it and someone taps your phone real quick while showing it to your friends.
*types a regretful message* - *TAP* - Dude, did you really just quicktap me?
quicktap by robinvp92 July 14, 2017

Quicknapped 

They shave your head and sell you to the gypsies!
"Hey, how's Dom?"
"Well, he's been quicknapped..."
"Oh n o"
Quicknapped by Volcano Angel April 27, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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