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curly queuing 

when you ding dong ditch multiple houses at a time on a corner, so they all come out and look at each other
let’s go curly queuing - st francis guys

Euro-queuing

The term given to the complete inability of our European brethren to line up in an orderly fashion and wait their bleedin' turn resulting in anarchy and further queuing. However does usually have the added benefit of being able to find fellow Brits in the queue as they're often the ones shaking their head and/or tutting in disgust. Most often observed when waiting for an uplift at a continental ski resort.

Can also be used if you feel like jumping a queue.
Bartholomew: Where the frigg are you?
Archibald: I'm stuck in a Euro-queue.
Bartholomew: Unlucky, may I suggest windmilling through the crowd?!

Frederic: Sod this malarkey, I'm Euro-queuing.

Fake Queuing 

When some dumb nerd on eternal return says there queuing but they aren't

Super cringe
When some nerd says "I'm queuing for ranked solos/duo/squads" then doesn't queue that's when someone is "Fake Queuing"
Fake Queuing by Mr Briggs June 12, 2022

crashout queuing

Raging so hard you throw 10+ matches back-to-back.
Gamer 1: "Hot tf did you go from champ 3 to platinum overnight???"

Gamer 2: "Crashout queuing..."

queueing 

Waiting in a queue or a line. Queueing is the only 8 letter word in the English language with 5 vowels in a row.
"I'm queueing up for train tickets"
queueing by Sabz July 20, 2004

Queusing 

When your choosing whilst in a queue. Queusing.
(Whilst waiting in line) Excuse me, are you queuing or choosing your food? Actually, I'm queusing...
Queusing by danpeterson April 23, 2011