querched

When you try to write quirked into google docs and It had a seizure about it.

Dude, I was trying to write smut and google docs querched, hard.

querched by Duckosaurus August 1, 2020

Uzair Qureshi 

A male prostitute with aspergers from Crystal Lake, illinois and Bartlett, Illinois. Usually prostitutes these 2 areas but many others as well. He is a very cheap prostitute and most often not worth paying.
He also claims his mid grade is high quality so dont fall for it.

Person 1: Hey do you need a uzair qureshi?

Person 2: No I'm not looking for a prostitute, no thanks.

Uzair Qureshi by I Run Dis MF Turf GTFO 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 December 8, 2021

quesha 

A beautiful yet intelligent Queen. Very nice and caring also giving person. Has a beautiful smile and nice hair .

You should find you a Quesha.

quesha by Dadddyyy December 20, 2016

fleeb ega queeshteef 

A phrase used by Zigfee in "Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh" when asked to repeat "seven swans are swimming"

Drake: okay zigfee repeat after me! "Seven swans are swimming"

Zigfee: fleeb ega queeshteef

fleeb ega queeshteef by Mèrry Christmas June 11, 2017

Quarsh 

When a girl tries to queef, but shits instead.

It sounded like a queef, but turns out it was a quarsh.

Quarsh by Justrdude October 27, 2010

Wasif Qureshi 

Some one who can make you feel like the only girl in the world at first, then doesn't give a care in the world for you. Most of the time he is the sweetest and most caring guy, he's got the nicest smile, the most perfect teeth, dimples and you can't help but to fall in love with him.

You're so lucky, your boyfriend is Wasif Qureshi.

Damn, I wish my boyfriend was like Wasif Qureshi

Wasif Qureshi by confusedgoose August 17, 2011

Quesh

A sneaky or discrete wank.

Sam just went for a quesh,

Quesh by S.Ellis March 11, 2009