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(As used in US military) Annoying or senseless bureaucratic requirement
Did you get the latest E-mail on re-doing the fire extinguisher training? It's just more queep.
by Falcon31 August 17, 2006
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a release of gas from the female genitalia, similar to a fart, but coming out of the vagina. A vaginal fart.
Dude, did she just fart?
No man, I think that was a queep.
by ron jeremy January 19, 2005
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a mispelled word that some stupid fool mispelled. You fags it's "queef" not "queep" fuckin' dumbasses
That fag fuckin spelled queef as queep
by jsmooth13 January 12, 2006
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A Queef out the penis, when done inside the vagina in feels to her like you cumming, and therefore it's typically done to fake an orgasm
Chick with loose Vagina: What's taking so long?

*Dude queeps*

Chick with loose Vagina:OH YES BABY LET IT ALL IN ME!!!!
by Godisgayyy December 10, 2008
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Creep, as pronounced by a five year old. Commonly used in leiu of asshat you asshat.
Everyone else who defined this word is a fuggin queep.
by steve January 16, 2004
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yo son, last night i shot a queep on dat bitch
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