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Queeflation
When a man’s erect member is inserted into a woman’s vagina and she does the act of queefing which caused the expelled air to pressurize the man’s urethra. Significantly increasing the girth of his member, which requires the act of dick-burping to relieve the pressure.
Sherry: “I heard that Jamal’s hog is so big that he frequently experienced queeflation”
Rebecca: “that’s so hot. I want to see his dick completely filled with my humid pussy air”
Rebecca: “that’s so hot. I want to see his dick completely filled with my humid pussy air”
Queeflation by TMoney769 August 12, 2023
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queefinart
The act when a guy shoves a straw up his anus, and then puts the other end into a girl's vagina and farts.
After Dairy Queen, took my girl back to my house and I gave her a queefinart. Needless to say, I was done with my frosty.
queefinart by coda jane huab July 13, 2012
queefinator
queefinator by queefinator3 October 25, 2022
Queefology
The intellectual pursuit of greater understanding of the warm, moist gust of air known simply as the queef.
Queefology by Queeferage March 26, 2018
Queefpocalypse
Complete and total devastation caused by an almighty queef.
A Queefpocalypse occurs when one's bush is in a rage and catches on fire and that person has a massive queef which shoots the raging bush as a massive fireball towards space. Once it is about to break through the atmosphere, it is pulled back down like a meteor due to earth's gravity. Because of the density of a bush on fire, it accelerates faster than anything else in existence and crashes into the earth, exploding into a toxic gas. It kills noone immediately - unless it lands directly on someone - but the toxic gas envelops the world and causes everyone to queef. The queef provoking quality of the gas is so strong that guys will queef and their penises will shoot off, creating a vagina from which they will now constantly expel queefs. The superpowered queefs now begin to cause the violent ejaculation of all internal organs through the vagina. Every living organism on the planet will eventually die. Not even cockroaches can survive a queefpocalyspe.
Many scientists believe that a minor queefpocalypse caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Scientists theorize that the dinosaurs were very succeptable to raging bushes and therefore were ticking timebombs to envoke a queefpocalypse. They also speculate on a weakened resistance against queefs due to their RBS (raging bush syndrome). This is why only the dinosaurs were killed in this queefpocalypse.
A Queefpocalypse occurs when one's bush is in a rage and catches on fire and that person has a massive queef which shoots the raging bush as a massive fireball towards space. Once it is about to break through the atmosphere, it is pulled back down like a meteor due to earth's gravity. Because of the density of a bush on fire, it accelerates faster than anything else in existence and crashes into the earth, exploding into a toxic gas. It kills noone immediately - unless it lands directly on someone - but the toxic gas envelops the world and causes everyone to queef. The queef provoking quality of the gas is so strong that guys will queef and their penises will shoot off, creating a vagina from which they will now constantly expel queefs. The superpowered queefs now begin to cause the violent ejaculation of all internal organs through the vagina. Every living organism on the planet will eventually die. Not even cockroaches can survive a queefpocalyspe.
Many scientists believe that a minor queefpocalypse caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Scientists theorize that the dinosaurs were very succeptable to raging bushes and therefore were ticking timebombs to envoke a queefpocalypse. They also speculate on a weakened resistance against queefs due to their RBS (raging bush syndrome). This is why only the dinosaurs were killed in this queefpocalypse.
"MARK, HOLD IN YOUR FUCKING QUEEFS UNTIL YOU GET TO THE SAFE RELEASE CHAMBER!!"
"Oops I queefed"
"Sorry guys, I let one silp. Lucky my bush wasn't raging."
"The extinction of the dinosaurs was caused by a minor queefpocalypse."
"Oops I queefed"
"Sorry guys, I let one silp. Lucky my bush wasn't raging."
"The extinction of the dinosaurs was caused by a minor queefpocalypse."
Queefpocalypse by QueefMasterFlex December 5, 2009
queeflatifah
queeflatifah by vinny125125 May 17, 2010
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