arf quarf

Quarf produced by a member of the canine family.

My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.

by Jesus Crosby-Lindner October 25, 2007

quarf an hour

Some nonsense Ian Dunt came up with.

All my life I have been saying the phrase 'quarf an hour' for quarter of an hour. A few minutes ago, I found out it does not exist.

by SomeNonsense April 15, 2021

Quarf

One farts into a vagina and queefs it out and the result is a quarf.

He farted in my pussy and I quarfed it out.

by Bad Spoon August 18, 2022

Quarf

A queef that is loud but not as loud as a fart

Hunter she just quarfed on my dick!!

by Nistiredd November 15, 2018

quarf

When you fart and an air bubble runs up your vagina and pops making an uncomfortable sound.
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Guy1: Yo I Just heard that girl over there quarf !
Guy2: Damn I bet it made a funny sound.

by fukmewithabrick May 24, 2015

Quarf

Farting cum out of your penis.

I quarfed in my girl last night and she orgasmed harder than an epileptic at a rave

I tried so hard to cum, but all I could do was quarf

by SenõrEpico May 4, 2022

Quarf

When a girl quarfs, it is when she farts and queefs at the same time.

Happens mostly during intercourse while the female is face down ass up.

Trapped air is released from the vagina while gas escapes the anal cavity.

Quarf: a simultaneous occurance of a fart and a queef

"Dude, I was drilling this girl from behind and she fucking quarfed in my face"

"Bitch fucking quarfed"

"this beer tastes like quarf"

"Pardon my quarf"

by From experience January 30, 2016