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quarantopia 

A dystopian society that emerged in 2020, in which mankind was relegated to shelter in place unless partaking in government-deemed essential activities.
The facade of freedom in America was so much better than this Quarantopia, in which we now live.
quarantopia by Princess MoMo April 25, 2020
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Quarantoxicated 

When a person or persons are forced to stay in their home with nothing better to do than consume alcohol.
I was going to take a shower this week during a pandemic but I got too Quarantoxicated to find the bathroom.

Quarantoga 

Wearing a bedsheet to check your mailbox because you haven’t done any laundry in weeks due to laziness after being confined inside during a pandemic.
My neighbor caught me checking my mailbox for a stimulus check wearing a bedsheet around my waist. I told her to leave me and my Quarantoga alone.

Quarantinian 

Someone who lived in quarantine during the covid 19 pandemic.
My farther doesn’t remember being a quarantinian. He was only two years old during the pandemic.
Quarantinian by Katrirobell May 10, 2020

Quarantinial 

Children conceived during Covid-19 quarantine of 2020.
That quarantinials parents were separated well before they were born.
Quarantinial by Vdubbub March 26, 2020

quarantophobia

Fear of being forced to be quarantined due to a global pandemic.

Fear of extended general lock-down that affect otherwise (physically) healthy people.
I have quarantophobia. I hope the government does not issue another pandemic related lockdown this fall!
quarantophobia by DuskyMan May 4, 2020

quarantophile 

A person who loves government mandated quarantine due to a global pandemic.
Mark is a quarantophile; the recluse that he is, it gives him yet another reason to pack up, leave the city, and go live in his isolated cabin up state.
quarantophile by DuskyMan May 4, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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