Quantomed

Having no comebacks to someones diss and remain speechless

Chris - Your mad ugly Sal
Sal - Dude, I fucked your girlfriend...twice
Chris - .......(Quiet).......
Sal - You Just got Quantomed Bitch

by SaLLyBaLLzZz October 15, 2008

Quantom Nut

When you nut in your gf and then your dad get pregnant.

Bob:Yo dude i think i just Quantom Nutted

Bobs clone: fuck dude

by Poro Mafia December 26, 2018

Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

by Buffalo Breaker Box June 1, 2009