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qualified immunity 

A bizarre policy which prevents police officers from being held accountable when they violate somebody's rights
A cop pulls somebody over for a broken tail light and ends up shooting them.The cop claims he thought their cell phone or whatever was a gun. the victims family might sue the police department in which case any settlement would be paid with tax dollars but because of qualified immunity the police officer can't be personally sued.
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qualified impunity

When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.
Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.
qualified impunity by mshaler June 23, 2020

neighbor qualified 

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.
So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.
neighbor qualified by jpg3 February 1, 2015

Qualitestaholic

Addiction to lean- codeine itch promethazine
You know Steven Moses?

Yeh his song qualitestaholic is fye
Qualitestaholic by 44ina4door September 9, 2018

qualititties 

a nice set of boobies; usually round in shape and symmetrical
Man, Emily has nice boobs. I would love to motorboat those qualititties.
qualititties by Max Power 244 October 12, 2009

Three Hole Qualified 

A woman who has had oral (mouth), anal(Butt) and vaginal (pussy) sex with the same partner.
When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.
Three Hole Qualified by Pool Guy December 15, 2008

qualititties 

1. A particularly aesthetically pleasing pair of breasts.
2. Breasts which receive much attention because they are exceedingly delightful.
3. A nice rack.
4. (singular) qualititty

It should be noted that qualititties are not discriminatory: it matters not if they are large or small, nor does the color matter. Both original and surgically altered can be qualititties; it is basely solely on the wowza factor. Also, this is meant to be complimentary not pejorative.
"Wowza. Look at the qualititties on that woman over there!"

"You see those? Them are some qualititties."

"Damn! I got some qualititties going on today!"
qualititties by CoffeeGhurl August 21, 2013