quarantitties 

As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.

Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.

Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine

Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet

quarantitties by RonaldMcMexicoVII March 14, 2020

Quarantitties 

During the Covid-19 outbreak in 2020- when a girl in self-quarantine sends a guy a tit pics.

Yo- this girl with Corona let me see her quarantitties.

Quarantitties by JT Fett March 29, 2020

Qualtities 

Qualtites (kwal tih tees): Quality breasts; Breasts of superb nature.

Yo, that bitch had some qualtities!

Qualtities by supfiddy June 18, 2011

mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

mass quantities by Octopod November 6, 2003

mass quantities

A phrase used the SNL Coneheads to describe the consumption of food and beverages by enhaling whole bags of potato chips and six-packs at a time.

Please join us in the consumption of "mass quantities".

mass quantities by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

Qualitities 

Top of the line set of breasts on a female persons. Much better than average breasts. Breasts with an amazing form.

"Shiii man...that Jennifer Love Hewitt got some Qualitities."

Qualitities by onetricktof December 15, 2009

Quarantitties 

When your once skinny bf/husband over eats due to boredom during quarantine and starts to develop lil chubs on his chest, those are called quarantitties

"Did you see Mike when quarantine was over"?

"No, was it bad"?

"Eating out of boredom got the better of him, he now has quarantitties"

"Oh no, what a shame"

Quarantitties by PinkChibiMemes May 18, 2020