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To be above all limits imaginable and to use knowledge in a way to get people to listen to you and makes you have power. Someone who is a qualakon usually is a snitch and/or knows a lot of people that can do sneaky things.
1.)I am qualakon! Do as I say or else everyone will know everything about you.
by ChiefQualakon November 23, 2004