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To be above all limits imaginable and to use knowledge in a way to get people to listen to you and makes you have power. Someone who is a qualakon usually is a snitch and/or knows a lot of people that can do sneaky things.
1.)I am qualakon! Do as I say or else everyone will know everything about you.
qualakon by ChiefQualakon November 23, 2004
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qualkenbush 

very sexy guy who loves to get his weiner tickled at night. loves south park, beer ( miller lite) . some people have heard he is hung like a horse. qualkenbush is a very exotic last name. ladies who have the chance to come into contact with a guy with this last name are VERY luck.
yo bitch suck my cock! qualkenbush
qualkenbush by poop poo head penis January 5, 2010

qualakin 

adjective. What an OG (let him tell it, he's broke as hell) may do while reminiscing about his life. Gibberish/nonsense
Hey Chris, did you hear the guy in the cardboard box "qualakin"about the broad he knocked the other night?
qualakin by San Jo Mike December 25, 2004
a person with a massive cock and is 6 foot 3 in height and has a ton of aura
This dude is Qualae.
Qualae by ilovetoes223 January 2, 2026
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