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1. When cobbler (of any flavor) is shoved in a vagina, the male proceeds to fuck her, and she queefs it back out. To quabble to is to perform this act.

2. An extremely stupid person who lies, has a large nose, likes everything you do, and makes baseless opinions; a leech.
That was amazing quabbler last night, Karen.

Your, sir, are a fucking quabbler.
by Crash Bandicooch June 13, 2008

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