Stands for Quiet Personal Chuckle. Not as loud or obnoxious as the more commonly used lol or rofl, but used more for appreciation of inside jokes or humor when laughing out loud is frowned upon or unnecessary. Often accompanied by a soft snort or grin.
Becky: Omg, did you see Chad trying to hide his boner during class?
Joyce: Yeah, I almost pee'd myself it was so funny, but I managed to keep it a qpc.
An acronym for quiet pupil christianity, which is a phase meaning shit.
quiet is like SHhh pupil is in an eye, like I
the symbol for christianity is a cross which looks like a T
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'