(KEE-awch) Combination of queef and biotch, to produce derogatory name which is worse than both.
Speaker #1: Bud is such a queef.
Speaker #2: Bud is such a biotch.
Speaker #3: You're both right. Bud is in fact a qiotch.
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006
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