A person with high fascinations and ambitions but lackluster skill in the work or activity they participate in. The person has a high tendency of lying, either exaggerating the value of their work or the effort put into it.
"John says he created that art, but he barely knows how to draw a straight line"
"Ugh.. I know. He's such a Quaffy"
pronounced (calf-ing), and, when used as a verb, spelled "qaff" this is the word used to express that one is participating in, will be participating in, or has done so in the near past, watching one of the most sexually erotic shows, Queer As Folk. Do not worry! When "qaffing", it is completely normal to QUAF while doing so, and, it is also completely normal to be arroused to an extent not yet known to mankind--it has been accomplished before.
Brooke- Hey Jessica, are you ready for our QAFFING fest tonight?
Jessica- Brooke, when am i ever NOT ready for a QAFFING fest?
A New Age Cafe Experience that celebrates all things Coffee ! Possibly the best place for you to get your daily dose of Coffee. Has a fantastic menu and is perhaps one of the few places for Single Origin, Well Grounded Coffee.
Everyone who goes to Qaffeine enjoys a good cup of coffee and never forgets it.