pyrokleptomaniac

A person who unknowinly diverts all stray disposable lighters into his or her pocket/purse.

There's got be a pyrokleptomaniac in this house. There's never any lighters around here.

pyrokleptomaniac by Ted, submiting for S. Guenther August 23, 2006

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Pyrocleptomaniac

pronoun pyro - cleptomaniac one who accidentally steals lighters.

That pyrocleptomaniac just ganked my lighter

Pyrocleptomaniac by Aloha2020 August 18, 2010

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Phytokleptomaniac

A person who can’t resist collecting plants — even when they already have too many. They see one more leaf pattern, rare color, or cute pot and just can’t say no.

Coined by environmental researcher Dr. Saptarshi Dey (2025), and officially published on Zenodo (DOI: 10.5281/zenodo.17480499).

“I told myself no more plants this month, but that variegated monstera was calling my name. Guess I’m a total phytokleptomaniac.”

Phytokleptomaniac by DrSaptarshiDey November 3, 2025

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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