pyrokleptomaniac

A person who unknowinly diverts all stray disposable lighters into his or her pocket/purse.

There's got be a pyrokleptomaniac in this house. There's never any lighters around here.

pyrokleptomaniac by Ted, submiting for S. Guenther August 23, 2006

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Pyrocleptomaniac

pronoun pyro - cleptomaniac one who accidentally steals lighters.

That pyrocleptomaniac just ganked my lighter

Pyrocleptomaniac by Aloha2020 August 18, 2010

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Phytokleptomaniac

A person who can’t resist collecting plants — even when they already have too many. They see one more leaf pattern, rare color, or cute pot and just can’t say no.

Coined by environmental researcher Dr. Saptarshi Dey (2025), and officially published on Zenodo (DOI: 10.5281/zenodo.17480499).

“I told myself no more plants this month, but that variegated monstera was calling my name. Guess I’m a total phytokleptomaniac.”

Phytokleptomaniac by DrSaptarshiDey November 3, 2025

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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