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Pyrokinetic 

One who can light things on fire by thought or psychic ability.
A frown crossed her face as the man before her burst into flames.

The man had to be isolated in a water based prison due to his pyrokenetic power.
Pyrokinetic by Robin March 23, 2003

pyrokeneticelectrokenesis 

0 The brain process that occurs during existential crises.

1 The only thing that keeps you warm when you can't conjure a purpose facade.
2 The subconscious clash of awareness when you can see both simultaneously.
3 The confusion if paradoxes compound like crop circles upside-down from a flame burnt stalactite smoldering in your crown.
4 The wish to have an out streched soul that touches everything at once.
5 The swelling sublime that clear cuts all rational thought.
6 A word with as much meaning as any other.
7 Rebounding seizures that like whirlpools grasp at thoughts past the other side.
The short hand is Pyroken
Man last night everything that has been going on, hell, everything that does go on in this world had completely overwhelmed me; pyrokeneticelectrokenesis set in deep, I could feel it, and I fell asleep unsure of what I would wake up to, if to anything at all.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026