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V. To poop, vomit and piss at the same time.
N. A pile of poop, vomit and piss.
Adj. Describing someone very disgusting looking.
V. If this was already defined i would have pyewped myself.

N. Look at Mustache laying there like a pile of Pyewp.

Adj.
A. Did you see Mustache?
B. Yeah, ew, she looks like pyewp every day at school..and on myspace
pyewp by iplaywithmycockle April 27, 2006
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Pyewp is the (imaginary) sound a "silenced" gun makes in Hollywood movies. The real sound is a PHUP sound for lack of better words, sort of a quiet pop.
So I'm the cops and I believe your unlikely story and I'm gonna save you wait who's that guy PYEWP PYEWP PYEWP I'm shot and the bad guys are still ahead . . .
PYEWP by Mattcain603 August 8, 2018
Related Words
pyewp • pyew pyew • pewp • pyew • Pewpee • Pewp Secks • pewpsicle • Pewpage • Pewpatine • Pewpe
v. to defecate with violent intensity

n. the result of defecating with violent intensity

a. resembling the result of violent defecation

Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
Pull over at the next rest stop, man! I gotta pewp so hard I'm liable to shatter a toilet bowl!
pewp by Hellzapoppin' April 11, 2017
Pyep- Can be used as Noun, Verb, Adjective, and Adverb.

Pyep means to f*ck, stiff, penetrate, and/or exude over all dominance.

The Base word of Pyep can be combined with most prefixes and suffixes to both personalize and specify the Pyep to your situation.
Used as a Noun;
That girl looks good, and I could really go for a good Pyep right now.

Used as a Verb;
I am going to Pyep the poop outta dat gurl.

Used as an Adjective;
Flip the Pyepping Omelet or else that sides gonna burn, Ya Pyeper!

Used as a Adverb;
That goat just Pyeppingly defied gravity by jumping that house. What a mind Pyep.

ITS NOT DELIVERY, ITS PYEPORNO!
Pyep by WHo Neu? October 8, 2010
A picture or "selfie" taken of someone who clearly hasn't showered or brushed their teeth in several days. Basically, you can smell them through the picture.
Dude! Why'd you send me that pewpic? I can smell your stinky ass through my phone!
pewpic by dirtyclam July 26, 2015
Oh my god! PEWP ON MY CHEST!
pewp by RoaCh Of DisCord February 18, 2004
A noise that laser beams makes
OMFgzzzLAZORrrBEAMzzzPEWPeW lol bbqpwned
pewpew by Jaqq June 18, 2006
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