The extreme nerdbonics translation of "ownage". Originally the "o" was replaced by "p" to "pwnage" through typos via IRC. Further metamorphasis of the word include "pwnd" (owned) and this word, "pwnij".
1. A player that pwns without being seen.
2. A guy that hacks, and has invisibility, and pwns everyone.
3. A player in Halo 3 that has invisibility cloak, and kills over 5 people in a row without being seen.
guy A"Dude that guys totally a pwninja."
guy B"yeah"
Pwninja"H4X0RZ!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'