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pwndaphobia 

A person who does not take part in online Player vs Player games because of an irrational fear of being paired against a Korean opponent of superior skill.
Office Team: Adam... why don't you ever join us for 5v5s?

Adam: Because if I cant beat the AI, what am I gonna do if 1 of the other team is Korean?

Team Member: dude you gotta get over that pwndaphobia...
pwndaphobia by The_Twilight_Shadow January 24, 2012
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penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...
Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.
penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

Peniaphobia 

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!
Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

pwnaphobic 

Fear of being pwned.
Johhny plays on a pve server because he is pwnaphobic.
pwnaphobic by Spod December 30, 2005

pwnophobia 

The fear of getting owned in a competitive online game such as Counter-Strike.
Some internet gamers often get pwnophobia when they go up against more skilled opponents.
pwnophobia by Antoshi September 1, 2008

pwnzaphobia 

An irrational fear of falling victim to a pwnzing.
Corbs suffered from acute pwnzaphobia during the latter stages of the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas WW game.
pwnzaphobia by oprice December 9, 2008

Pantaphobia 

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)
Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019