| 1. | shlump | ||
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to kill or to beat up someone, this word can also be used if u pwn3 someone at something. im gunna shlump you nigga!
or man! i shlump't you at basketball today nigga |
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| 2. | 1337 5p34k | ||
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The worst thing someone using a computer will encounter.
It insults people, makes certain companies lose money: Such as Gravity. BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE COMMUNITY! PEOPLE SAY STUFF LIKE: #4#4 ! pwn3|> j00 n00b #4#4 h3 !5 50 n008!5# 0|\/|6 w7F88Qz0rZ. Keep in mind these were invented by hackers. And I for one consider people who use this are actual hackers. Airplane...
Leet guy: |>4 p4!n !! Stewardess: Sir, are you alright? Do you need a doctor? Leet guy: I n33d h31p!! Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't... Leet guy: 3y3 n33d5 j00 70 g375 d4 d0<70r. 3y3 g075 50m3 b4d p4!n !n m4 c#357. 3y3 n335s m4 pi115!! Stewardess: Does anyone in here speak leet? Another Leet guy: j0. See. If you speak leet and need urgent help, too bad. That's why leet people will die if they keep speaking leet. |
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| 3. | 1337 wolf | ||
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a 1337 motha fucka who pwn3$ all alone without his clan help but wait... hes a lone wolf ALL 4L0N3 (Mainly with a Scout on CS S. Person 1:OMFG hes a 1337 wolf Person 2:LOL hes t3h m4$t4!
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| 4. | 1337 | ||
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A language/dialect used by to a certain extent by nearly all gamers and computer hackers. The grammar of 1337 varies, and not only are letters replaced by symbols, but there are other rules too, such as certain misspellings. I 7oT41ly pwn3]) j00, n00b!!!11 i @|\/| 1337!
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| 5. | d00bage | ||
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What you smoke when your a rasta hax0r. rasta: respect, man!
hax0r: |)00|) j00 4R3 50 PWN3|D! STFU!111!1! rasta hax0r: |)00|)5 CH1|_|_. |_375 5|\/|0K3 50|\/|3 d00bage |
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| 6. | bluetooth | ||
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A device invented by George Lucas in The Empire Strikes Back. Remember that one part where Billy Dee Williams calls up his buddy with the robotic bluetooth headphones and he goes and IMs Darth Vader, who's all like "L0LZ, 1 4/\/\ j00r f4t]-3r!!! PWN3|)!" That was awesome.
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| 7. | S.E.Ex. | ||
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Simulated Erotic Experience. In layman's terms, beating your meat. It is commonly used as a way that nerds can sound like they got laid in locker room chat. Since it is pronounced as 'sex', innocent bystanders will assume that the speaker is more manly than they would otherwise. Chad: Hey, guys, I just had S.E.Ex. last night! It was awesome. lollollol.
Butch: Wow? Really? Chad: Yeah dudes. She was smokin' hot. i totally pwn3'd her. Butch: I would totally believe you if you didn't post that retarded thing on UrbanDictionary last week. Wanker. |
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