pwn0r 

The infinitive Spanish word meaning "to pwn". To date, it is the only verb in the Spanish language ending in "0r."

The correct conjugations in the present tense are "yo pwno" (I pwn), "tu pwn0s" (you pwn), "el/ella/usted pwn0" (he/she/you-formal pwn), "nosotros/nosotras pwn0mos" (we pwn), vosotros "pwn0is" (you-plural-informal pwn; used only in Spain), and ellos/ellas/ustedes "pwn0n" (they/you-plural pwn).

A common usage of the word is an exclamation in the adjectival form "¡pwnado!", which translates in English to "pwned!" The most notable example of usage is in the title of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez short story "El coronel no tiene quien le pwn0" (No One pwns the Colonel), about an impoverished, retired colonel living in Columbia who has not been beaten at Halo 2 on Xbox Live in over 15 years.

¡Te pwn0! ¿Por qué no me puedes pwn0r? ¡Porque soy imposible pwn0r!

pwn0r by ThatDamnNinja December 26, 2007

pen0r 

A slang term for the Penis

This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.

This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.

*** Typical Use of the Word ***

<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?

<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?

<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!

<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?

<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!

<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD

<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K

pen0r by OddNumber September 7, 2004

pwnership

The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.

Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!

pwnership by Bob882 September 30, 2004

pwnz0r 

One who pwns... owner->ownzor->pwnzor->pwnz0r

i r teh l33t pwnz0r!

pwnz0r by Goast February 23, 2003

Boner Pwner 

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

Boner Pwner by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

p3n0r 

A p3n0r is 1337-speak for penis.

Meh p3n0r pwns j00rs rofl.

p3n0r by Snoogma February 17, 2005

Pen0r 

A slang term for Penis that is often used on the internet in chatrooms and on games.

Empsha: My pen0r sense is tingling. Somewhere in the wide world a fat girl just lost their virginity!

Pen0r by Empsha Duskryn October 15, 2008