I-_-PWN-_-NUBS

A beast ass PS3 hacker

BK: Can you please unlock all for me daddy?
I-_-PWN-_-NUBS: Sure, **HITS DERANK** >:) , $20 to get your shit back.

by I-_-PWN-_-NUBS July 14, 2011

ill pwn you

A way to say that you are soon to shred a nublet in to small morsels. Generally, you are a haxor, and after the nublet has been shredded, you will walk over him and make an odd jesture of sex, sometimes humping; through the CTRL key.

Haxor: I'm gonnna shred you too small morsels my small nublet friend. (ill pwn you)
Nublet: Oh Noes! (Dies)
Haxor: Walks over and spams the CTRL key, as if to hump the dead body.

by John P. Hayes May 8, 2007

i pwn the internet

owning the world wide web

i pwn the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by Jen September 10, 2004

rofl berry pwn cake

a cake of absolute awesomeness. So good that it's been said that it's equivalent to an orgasm in you're mouth.

Mm mm... this pwn cake is full of rofl berries. Oh, this must be a rofl berry pwn cake

by AlbinoDuki October 3, 2008

Pwn Teh Lawlz

The 10 year old white kid version of (Own the Laughs)
Although that statment does not make any sence they think it does and we just go with it.

Law1 iz Pwn teh Lawlzzzzzzzzzzzzzz n00d i k177z yuo!!!

R i s0 fnnui i Pwn teh Lawlzz

by The One and Only One For You January 13, 2010

pwn-wtf-bbq

A verb, used when some gets excessively owned. Using acronyms and leet speak.

Dude when I was playing Ninja Gaiden Alma pwn-wtf-bbq'd me!!!!!

by Adriel Ram June 29, 2008

Mario pwns Aeris easily

The pharase which Heroic Master Chief fails to understand, because it is the truth

It has been proven, Mario pwns Aeris easily

by Heroic Master Cheif March 25, 2004