1. A person who puts his/her belongings into someone's pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people want to be generous or kind, but do not want to show it.

2. A person who puts something illegal into your unsuspecting pocket.

Antonym: pickpocket

1. (Cop finds marijuana in your pocket)
"I swear its not mine! My friend Frank smokes pot, and he's a good putpocket!"

2. A: Woah. I just found a candy cane in my pocket!
B: Cathy gave it to you secretly, she's a putpocket.

putpocket by Ton/Ton December 21, 2008

Related Words

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putpocketing

The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.

No one came to my last show. Time to try putpocketing the flyers!

putpocketing by Dharma Midget November 7, 2016

PUTPETA

People for the Unethical Treatment of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. A fake organization made up of those who think people should not be harmed to protect animals and anyone who thinks that should be treated unethically.

And in other news, PETA released a bear from it's cage in the zoo today and it ended up devouring many small children. Fortunately the bear was caught and led back to it's cage. only moments later a PUTPETA member was somehow able to lock the PETA members that were involved, in with the bear. They are now cornered and begging that we shoot the bear... The official PETA organization has rejected his membership and is willing to let the bear eat him.

PUTPETA by Lizza Calico February 8, 2010

Inoflein putput

When somebody has to take a big shit.

Bro do you need to inoflein putput.

Inoflein putput by MashiNashi September 30, 2020

Putpocket

A noun or a verb. A person who, instead of taking a wallet from someone's pocket, puts money inside of it. Also, the act of putting money in someones pocket. Otherwise known as reverse-pickpocketing.

I refused to let Joe pay for lunch, so later he putpocketed me.

I was on the bus today and I saw some putpocket sticking money in an old ladies purse.

Putpocket by Snafubar March 5, 2010

Putpocketing

Putpocketing is the art of placing one's own objects into the possession of another, either for entertainment or a charitable matter. Known by most for its reoccuring role in that low-budget flick "El No Arrepentido."

"Did you see that putpocketing fool on the 6 train? I better report him to the cops."

Putpocketing by Cousin Ari January 12, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026