putp 

abbrieviation of 'PICK UP THE PACE"

'putp you fat slobs, we'll never make it at this rate'

putp by jason paterson November 1, 2006

putpocket 

1. A person who puts his/her belongings into someone's pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people want to be generous or kind, but do not want to show it.

2. A person who puts something illegal into your unsuspecting pocket.

Antonym: pickpocket

1. (Cop finds marijuana in your pocket)
"I swear its not mine! My friend Frank smokes pot, and he's a good putpocket!"

2. A: Woah. I just found a candy cane in my pocket!
B: Cathy gave it to you secretly, she's a putpocket.

putpocket by Ton/Ton December 21, 2008

putpocketing 

The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.

No one came to my last show. Time to try putpocketing the flyers!

putpocketing by Dharma Midget November 7, 2016

PUTPETA 

People for the Unethical Treatment of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. A fake organization made up of those who think people should not be harmed to protect animals and anyone who thinks that should be treated unethically.

And in other news, PETA released a bear from it's cage in the zoo today and it ended up devouring many small children. Fortunately the bear was caught and led back to it's cage. only moments later a PUTPETA member was somehow able to lock the PETA members that were involved, in with the bear. They are now cornered and begging that we shoot the bear... The official PETA organization has rejected his membership and is willing to let the bear eat him.

PUTPETA by Lizza Calico February 8, 2010

Inoflein putput 

When somebody has to take a big shit.

Bro do you need to inoflein putput.

Inoflein putput by MashiNashi September 30, 2020

Putpocket 

A noun or a verb. A person who, instead of taking a wallet from someone's pocket, puts money inside of it. Also, the act of putting money in someones pocket. Otherwise known as reverse-pickpocketing.

I refused to let Joe pay for lunch, so later he putpocketed me.

I was on the bus today and I saw some putpocket sticking money in an old ladies purse.

Putpocket by Snafubar March 5, 2010

Putpocketing 

Putpocketing is the art of placing one's own objects into the possession of another, either for entertainment or a charitable matter. Known by most for its reoccuring role in that low-budget flick "El No Arrepentido."

"Did you see that putpocketing fool on the 6 train? I better report him to the cops."

Putpocketing by Cousin Ari January 12, 2006