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A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).
Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.
by poddle hiney September 14, 2011