plustration 

The feeling of frustration that results from knowing that a friend's life would be made easier by using Google+, in spite of their skepticism.

When I saw Jack individually uploading each photo from his phone, his refusal to try Instant Upload filled me with plustration.

plustration by netvegas January 1, 2013

pootractions 

the very intense sudden cramping then disappearance of pain near the abdomen due to the very urgent need to release one's bowels. Similar to contractions from baby labor, however releasing poo instead of a newborn.

I have to shit soo bad, I'm having pootractions! Here comes another one!

pootractions by dont4geturjackiet June 10, 2010

Pusstraction 

Having one or multiple available females in the immediate or extended area sexually distracting one from getting things done.

"I met a girl at the bar last night, and shes such a pusstraction! I can't get any work done!"

"I'm gonna fail this test, my girlfriend is too much of a pusstraction."

Pusstraction by Slickus26 January 10, 2019

pestration 

PESTRATION

Pronounced

Pest-ray-shun

verb :
when any female continues to:

interrupt, nag, direct, boss, bitch, whine, complain, order, or any other form of annoyance causing distraction during gaming hours*. The only acceptable exception is in order to receive sexual favors from the female pestrator.

* gaming hours:

Any and all times while an electronic device is in utilization by a male. Especially, during times the male feels the uncontrollable barbaric urge to "kill some mother effer's on Xbox" or any other brand gaming console, handheld electronic device, or Arcade equipment.

**Hours may and will vary:

These are to include the

scheduling of availability for other slothful behaviors. Such as, consumption of food or other sustenance, relieving of one's self and sleeping. Also to include the level or degree of pestration achieved by the pestrator female.

The pestration I constantly endure from my girlfriend makes me feel like strangling myself.

I've never been so pestrated.

Pestration will be the death of her.

pestration by Twilight Lowe July 13, 2018

Protraction 

protraction is just another word for cutting. the reason it is protraction is because on degrassi, that girl ellie cut herself with a protractor. this is how most kids find out about cutting. they then think it is something useful to learn how to do. since they saw ellie from degrassi use a protractor, theses poor ignorent kids then cut with a protractor not knowing what else to use. this is what protraction is. if you cut, then you have protracted. if you are cutting, then you are protracting. if you are a cutter, you are not a protractor. You are a cutter.

Person 1: omg, last night on degrassi, ellie protracted her self ( she cut herself).

Person 2: yeah, when she was in the bathroom, she was protracting right out in the open! That was stupid as hell! anyone who protracts right in the middle of the school bathroom is just a total retard. they just look for attention. Real cutters don't do that. They go to protraction help (therapy).

Person 1: yeah, if you really are a cutter your going to protract secritively.

Person 2: exactly why degrassi is funny. plus the fake shoot-out and how like everyone is stupid and melo-dramatic.

Person 1: lol, that's the only way to watch it.

Protraction by Caycie November 3, 2006

postrational 

Taking postmodernism one step too far.

We are experiencing postrational politics in this election.

postrational by Jane Lorraine October 16, 2008