Pussyitis 

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

Chronic Pussyitis 

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

Chronic Pussyitis by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

Pussybitch 9000

Another term for a nebulizer.

Manny - Hoxsey is having asthma attack
Gabe - Fire up the pussybitch 9000!!!

Pussybitch 9000 by cczeta December 14, 2009

Pussyitus 

A disease, meant as an insult in which the person in question is constantly being a pussy.

Also meaning whining about an injury or other pussy-like complaint.

I think you are just having a bad case of pussyitus.

Pussyitus by Tim K. March 30, 2006

Pussybitch 

A pussy who also happens to be a bitch. There are many qualities one must have in order to be a qualified pussybitch. These include being a pussy and being a bitch. It also does not hurt one if he is a fag or a gay ass nigga.

Christopher Taraszka is a pussybitch

Pussybitch by dabawsss September 2, 2011

Pussytive 

Opposite of niggative and negative.

Same meaning of positive.

Guy 1: Storm the front!
Guy 2: pussytive

Pussytive by NKSEHong December 10, 2008

pussyitis 

When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.

Player one Now that James is hurt will Pinkle play fullback?
Player 2 No he went out with a blister.
Player 1 O he must have a case of pussyitis.

pussyitis by JC January 11, 2004