Pussy Plastered 

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.

"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"

Pussy Plastered by camitee May 31, 2011

Pussy Pleaser 

Pussy Pleaser: A male who disregards all friends and family and sets aside his entire life in order to please his female.

I haven't talked to my buddy in 5 months, he's being a real big pussy pleaser since he met his new girl friend.

Pussy Pleaser by Will Clouse March 30, 2011

pussy pleaser 

a man who knows how to please a woman

all the ladies know i'm a pussy pleaser

pussy pleaser by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

pussy pleaser 

A pussy pleaser is a man's dick... it pleases women's pussies!

His pussy pleaser felt so good inside of me!

pussy pleaser by PINKY June 27, 2004

pussy player 

The opposite of a fuckboy

Girl: you shouldn’t date her
Boy: why?
Girl: she’s a pussy player

pussy player by TheScrapBoy June 7, 2018

Pussy Pleaser 

When a woman/man upsets or embarrasses their lady fuck buddy and they try and make it better by giving the woman what she wants or telling her what she wants to hear but, ultimately, makes the overall situation worse.

"Dude, you told her she could paint your bedroom walls hot pink? Your such a fucking pussy pleaser!

Pussy Pleaser by Ze Queen the 13 May 4, 2020

Pussy Plastered 

The lesbian version of dick drunk.

"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."

Pussy Plastered by swagoozach September 7, 2019