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Pussymistic

To be optimistic about obtaining pussy/vagina, but ultimately failing.
Man, Edward always gets so hyped when he was gonna get some tonight. He's way too pussymistic.
Pussymistic by Thanatos13 July 23, 2008
One who is veritably swimming in pussy. The pussy is his natural environment as water is to a fish.
Am I a lady's man?!

You best believe I'm a fuckin' pussyfish!
pussyfish by Cosmic Pelican March 14, 2009
The nonexistent fish inside of a woman's vagina that gives off odor.
Your girlfriend's pussyfish smells like it hasn't been cleaned in years
Pussyfish by Frake Ninja November 2, 2010

Pussymistic

When you don't give a single fuck about life and you only care about sex.
Jake: *holds up a sign on the corner saying "Come ride the 2 inch train, choo choo!*
Paul: Jake why are you so pussymistic, get a damn life.
Jake: Choo choo, Paul, CHOO FUCKING CHOO.
Paul: Ow my anus
Pussymistic by WTMS369 October 21, 2020

Pussymist 

(ADVERB) A gushing blast of moist air being expelled from the pussy, may or may not include particles of moist solids, varies from queef to queef. Depending on the time of the month can also be called/considered (pinkmist)ing.
Jenny had queefed so hard her pussymist had nearly blinded Jason when he was licking her pussy.

Jason was extremely disgusted to receive Jenny's pussymist orally.
Pussymist by ChaoticBliss February 13, 2018

pussyfest 

any gathering or get-together that has a majority of women such as concerts, festivals, springbreak, ect.
Wow! The Elvis concert was great, I'll bet it's a pussyfest backstage!
pussyfest by twistednick January 9, 2010