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Pussy Faced Jack 

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.
Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.
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vagina-faced pussy monger 

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement
that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.

Pussy Face 

Leaving the house after going down on a girl without washing your face.
Are you really going to work with pussy face?
Pussy Face by Jackfererer February 14, 2017

Pussy Face 

A guy that's a little bitch that cries about everything, or never wants to leave his house. Also used to describe a coward.
Awwww, did I hurt your feelings pussy face?

Quit being such a pussy face and let's go get some fucking beers.

That dude is never going to bang that chick cuz he's such a fucking pussy face.
Pussy Face by heephopanonymous January 15, 2009

Pussy Face 

The name given to a person whose face is covered in vaginal wetness after performing oral sex upon a woman.
The girl was going to give her boyfriend a kiss after he went down on her until she noticed that his face was all wet, and smelled like her vagina so she said, "Ewwwww, you have pussy face!"
Pussy Face by ChattyRosie February 20, 2011

Pussy Face 

A term used describe a man with a beard so long and scraggly his face has the appearance of pussy hair that hasn't been trimmed since the 1970's.
Rebecca: That man over there at the bar just asked for my number.

Sally: Which guy?

Rebecca: The pussy face on the last stool.

Sally: Yick! If I wanted to kiss a pussy, I'd find a woman!
Pussy Face by Vanessa28613 October 3, 2014

Pussy Face Rat Face

Someone that you can tell is a pussy just by looking at their face and they also tend to look like a rat.
Ex: Buck teeth and rat features.

Person 1: Hey man, Colton is such a pussy face rat face!

Person 2: Yeah, I know he looks like a pussy and a rat.