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puss-n-boots 

A specific outfit worn by strippers to the mass acclaim of white trash and Williams Brothers worldwide. More specifically, tight 80's levis jeans with big socks and pointy toe shoes. Drawing its derivation from failed Bon Jovi and Poison groupies, the 'puss-n-boots' look is often found in the "striver" class. There is also high correlation bewtweeen the P-N-Bs and ownership of a) mustang 3.0L b) 1 bedroom apartment in Waterbury and c) aqua net.
Go to any stripclub after it closes and notice the somewhat dated yet slutty style of its "dancers"; if you see tight jeans and pointy sock-shoes, you have puss-n-boots.
puss-n-boots by Nappy Otis October 24, 2007

Puss n Boots 

Parker is a goddamn puss n boots. (is that emough words u fuckin urban dictionary cockmasters)
parker is a puss n boooots.
Puss n Boots by Wegrodamus April 13, 2005

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Puss 'n Boobs 

Adult version of a treasured children's book.

A bedtime story for an older audience.
She asked me to read her "Puss 'n Boobs," but two pages in she turned off the lights, and...
Puss 'n Boobs by bixxx March 24, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026