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The fattest and laziest cat you'll see, eats more then I do if I had tapeworm, sleeps more then I do on vacation. He's so cute and adorable you want to squeeze him so hard his organs explode out of his anus.
You:pusheens so cute
*squeeze**explosion sounds*
You:cry because you killed the cutest cat in the world.
by gelll February 14, 2014
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The fattest internet cat EVER. often seen eating, sleeping or just doing normal cat things. has a sister calles stormy.
Dude: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT PUSHEEN CUSHION! Dude 2: Ikr!
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by Lady Raven of Raventown March 26, 2017
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Jake had to visit a barber because his beard looked like a pusheen.
by Mr. 5678 November 30, 2016
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A fat fuck who eats ice cream and chips for a living and stars in little kids new minecraft videos
Dude Pusheen was in my video!
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by urdadsunclesfriend March 21, 2017
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