A 'purse clutch' is when you suddenly realize you are way too drunk so you bolt, usually without saying goodbye to the people you are out with.
Anne did a purse clutch last night and we didn't even realize she was gone for an hour. Apparently she puked on the cab ride home.
by Myles D. Collins March 10, 2004
by Dr Phil's April 26, 2021
1. Charles was itching to dabble in felicity's clutch purse.
2. "My...what an exquisite clutch purse!"
3. Charles was intrigued by the pong of felicity's clutch purse.
4. "I've got a right itch on in my clutch purse."
2. "My...what an exquisite clutch purse!"
3. Charles was intrigued by the pong of felicity's clutch purse.
4. "I've got a right itch on in my clutch purse."
by Doktor Charles Lunge (PhD) August 4, 2009
this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.
person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“
by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021