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Purple Bitch

A person who wears a purple article of clothing, (usually a shirt), way too much
Bob: That guy has worn a purple shirt to work everyday this week.

Bill: I know. He is such a Purple Bitch.

(The original Purple Bitches are Barny and Justin T.)
Purple Bitch by Grandpa Sussie June 21, 2008

purple headed bitch splitter 

Slang term for the male sex organ.
I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

Purple Spastic Bitch 

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.
That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

to bitch purple 

to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.
You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.

Bitch Purple 

Lavender. It's lavender. Lavender is purple for bitches.
Bitch Purple by TheLostCapo January 5, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026