A purinis is an ALPHA male. When he enters the room everyone is overwhelmed by the testosterone. Every girl dreams of being in a relationship with a purinis.
Purinis: *walks in the room*
Girls: OMG! I want to fuck him so bad. He is oozing testosterone!
Pretty much the god of everything, Hes just so good at video games that nobody can ever defeat him. Even if the game tells you that you're the top player.. You're not because purifiedplastic is god of the game
OMGDUDE ITS PURIFIEDPLASTIC HES GONNA FUCKING KILL US!!!