Purile

The process of pissing someone off 8 hours before an exam, by pretending the have to step on plates to avoid lava.

Tristan was being purile earlier, I wish he'd got burnt.

Purile by TW10 January 20, 2011

Purile

Oft miss-spelt word (especially bt pedantic Amazon forum flops) Means, acting like an arsey gaylord who has a Kindle stuck up their arse

Th' expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action, and till action, lust
Is purile, murd'rous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
Enjoy'd no sooner but despisèd straight,
Past reason hunted, and no sooner had,
Past reason hated as a swallowed bait
On purpose laid to make the taker mad. . . .

The Bard

"Sonnet 129," 1–8

Purile by Purile Pete October 27, 2012

Royal Purple

Royalty wore a deep purple so that's where this came from.

I had my hair Royal Purple & loved it! So did my family & friends! Royal Purple is my very favorite color! I also have many clothes that color.

Royal Purple by Starchylde June 8, 2016

purple velvet plant 

A cool house plant whose leaves look like they're covered in purple velvet. It's a vine & can grow in excess of 6' & its flowers look almost like dandelions but more orange.

The purple velvet plant was my favorite & I was shocked when it grew those beautiful flowers!

purple velvet plant by Starchylde May 27, 2016

I purple you 

Kim Taehyung a.k.a. V of BTS gave a new meaning to the word purple. Purple means love, trust and loyalty. So technically if someone tells you "I purple you", that someone is saying "I'll trust you, love you, support you, and be loyal to you until my last breath".

I purple you, army!

I purple you, BTS!

I purple you Kim Namjoon! Kim Seokjin! Min Yoongi! Jung Hoseok! Park Jimin! Kim Taehyung! Jeon Jungkook! BTS!

I purple you by Minjjixx June 28, 2018

I Purple You 

“I purple you” Definition by Kim Taehyung One of BTS member.

“Purple is the last color of the rainbow colors so it means i will trust and love u for a long time.” A simple definition by Taehyung 🐯💜

Army, I Purple You
K-Army, I Purple You
I-Army, I Purple You

I Purple You by Paffulafyu December 21, 2017

Suck it till it's Purple 

(Noun) A more colorful and detailed variation of the well worn and simplistic "suck my dick" expression.

Trading verbal jabs with a fellow floor mate in the dorm Jordy perked up with a smile upon hearing Clifton's standard fare and worn out phrase "suck my dick". Countering Jordy yelled back "Oh yeah? Well suck my dick, Cliffy", took a brief pause and as if completing some verbal finishing move to the argument, finished by including "Suck it till it's Purple" fat boy.

Suck it till it's Purple by Nikki Stixx September 11, 2020